The Don

Hey!!!

Okay, okay, okay, I get it—I haven’t posted in a LONG time. Sorry about that guys. It’s really a long story that I plan to tell you about in just a minute or two…….well, I guess I could go ahead and tell you now. Okay, so at the moment, I’m in California. See, I left Atlanta after the whole Ronald McDonald issue, and it seemed that everywhere I went, people wanted to interview me about the entire thing. (Which, by the way, I was on CNN News last week.) I went from Georgia to Mississippi to Texas to Arizona to Nevada, and finally I’ve gotten away from all the chaos here in L.A., California. Plus, along with all that chaos getting over here, people would try to interview me simply because I’m a cat traveling around the world!! It’s crazy, the people these days. One guy actually stole my camera as I was taking a snapshot! Funny thing was, some guy—who looked very familiar to the guy that stole my camera—came up to me later that day and asked me to autograph ‘his camera’. And, of course, I did since I love my fans so much. But, I never really have stepped back to see just how famous I am. It’s incredible! So, to all my fans out there—you guys rule. Lol. But, yeh, at any rate, calli is a pretty nice place. I went down to the beach the other day and played beach volleyball with Donald Trump. I gotta say, Donald has quite a spike.

But, let me go ahead and tell you about some of the stops I’ve made here in L.A. (sorry, but I don’t have any pictures since that freak stole my camera. I’m trying to talk Donald into buying me a new one.) Okay, first off: Casinos are wicked. Lol. But, seriously, some of the roughest people hang out there, but I steered clear of all that……okay, maybe I played a hand or two (or three) of poker. But, I look on the bright side of things—I still have (just barely) enough money to ride the bus out of here in my bank account! Ha ha, but no, seriously, I really hope Donald can loan (or buy) me a car to get out of here soon, because my hotel room got broken into last night. But, like I said before, I’m looking on the bright side of things—they didn’t take my hair dryer. Now, my phone, mp3 player, and shoes—that’s another story.

Okay, so at any rate, like I said I went to the beach too while I’ve been here. California has really nice beaches too. Me and The Don (ha, he likes it when people call him that!) are gonna head down there later for a re-match. I almost let him beat me the other day. I don’t know, I might let him win so he can replace all of my stolen possessions.

But, at any rate, you guys haven’t emailed me at all!! I really wanna get some emails so that I can have something to do in my spare time on the next bus or plane. Plus it makes me feel like none of you care……nah, I’m just kidding. But, I’ll try to post a few pictures pretty soon whenever The Don buys me a very nice a expensive, platinum gold digital camera. Hopefully I can get him to do that for me…..

But, I gotta get going. Donald just called and said that he’s ready for his re-match, so I better head on out to the beach.

I’ll catch up with you guys later!!

See ya!

~Doug the Cat